Questioning Existence
Oh My God... You're actually reading this thinking I'm still alive.
Thanks for being so thoughtful. Yes, I'm still here. Yes I'm still alive. Perhaps I've been phasing out of existence for quite some time. Let's just have a short recap of what happened for the past few months.
Zain: Bro, guess what? I got you World of Warcraft™ and World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade™ for you birthday. And since I missed your birthday last year, I'm giving you 6 months of subscription!
Zil: Zain my Birthday's in September.
Zain: So?
Zil: It's February!
Zain: I'm planning ahead. So do you want it?
Zil: If I had a Dunkin Dount Dispenser on my right and a coke machine on my left and I had a toilet seat infront of my computer I probably would.
Zain: What are the chances of you leaving your house then?
Zil: Zero percent.
Zain: Happy Birthday. :D
*several months later*
Zil: OMG SUNSHIIIIINE!!! *burns*
Okay.... That would pretty much explain where I've been for a very long time. It's true what they say, the stuff is like warcrack, so damn addictive. I could've sworn my skin has gotten paler. Now that most of the players, as they say, have been pwned by real life, I suppose it's time to catch up on a little blogging.
One thing I learned from WoW™ is the surprising number of married people who are playing the game. One moment you're expecting to run into some twinkish kid who spams the game, then the next thing you know there's a guild called Only Wives can Stop Us.
Random PuG* player: Guys I gotta go.
Solbadguy: Why? We're almost done! The boss is just in the next room!
Random PuG player: My Wife is naked in the bed...
Solbadguy: GTFO!!!**
Which currently brings me to a question... Why are all married man so damn HORNY?
Worker A: Aih... Aku nie nanti dapat anak baru.
Worker B: Ko nie, ko tak tau pancut luar ke??
Worker A: Tapi best! Isteri aku pun cakap best!
Secretary: *mutters* Gangguan Seksual! Kena Repot! Kena Repot!!
Now on other Depressing news... Return to Uniten.
As you've already guessed, the only time I ever do find the courage to update my blog is when I'm bored here in Uniten. And as some of you already know, I'll be here, right here, for another 3 years. It's tough, but I'll try to survive it. The weather here is cold now, with the perfect condition to sleep the day through and wake up underneath your roommate. Who for some weird reason like to use you as a welcoming mat while he's telling you that you just missed 3 classes.
Other than that, more boring news. MPP elections in Uniten won by a landslide, because nobody wanted to compete. I wouldn't mind holding a position tho, seeing currently I'm a Zero-Pointer candidate who fell from the sky. First act of establishments, Allow Spaghetti Straps for God's sake! (Of course, I'm not complaining much since Circuit Girl always wears transparent clothing. She must really like that black bra. But we'll save that for some other time since there's no progress whatsover there.)
Major Macha been's busy unwillingly receiving this years Pedobear of the Year. I think it happened earlier this year when we 'coincidently' visited KDU and 'coincidently' run into cute looking girls.
Macha: I like you're friend.
Random KDU person: Stay away from her Hamsa, you're too old for her.
Zil: *sighs in relief*
Macha: How is she lar?
Random KDU person: She's 17.
Zil and Macha: 17??
Random KDU: Well... 16 this year... Turning 17.
Wondering how hot she was Jin? Well, think about the 9.0 / 10.0 chick from A&W only smaller and wearing a black miniskirt.
Zil: Macha! What does the scouter say about her power level?
Macha: SHE'S SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
In which a few months later, Macha fell for another girl who was codenamed Red.
Macha: I dunno if it will work between us.
Zil: Why not?
Macha: She just broke up with her boyfriend.
Zil: There's another reason why it can't work man.
Macha: What's that?
Zil: SHE'S SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
I don't recall what happened much on that KBU day when I decided to visit our machaman but I do remember I was being such as asshole.
Zil: You drank my Vitagen you fat asshole! Get down u're gonna get rape nao!
Macha: Okay that is sick Zil.
Yap: No more coffee for you.
John: Who is this girl Hamsa's seeing?
Yap: You dunno? I've seen her.
Zil: Yeah even I've seen her.
John: How come is it I'm last to be updated?
Zil: Because you stole my vitagen.
Macha: Well, I've gone out a few times already with her and most of the time it's here in Devis.
John: Why don't you call her up and we bring the whole gang or something.
Zil: Kenot you'll steal her vitagen!
Macha: There's not really much of a reason to do so. I'll just update her for now.
....
Zil: Macha, so how old is she?
Macha: *grins*
Zil: *grins*
Macha: SHE'S EIGHTEEEEEEEN!!
So, needless to say, there's some improvement on Machaman's life.
Of course, I wouldn't wanna update much on our other friend's life. Getting Drunk and making out with you're Bosses' Daughter wouldn't have been a good update but lets save that for some other time.
Movie section? I don't wanna keep this update long so let's see what I've seen so far. (Or what I've learnt from it)
Blood Diamond - Superb Storyline & Acting and plus is has Jennifer Connelly.
Freddy Vs. Jason - Random Gratatious Breast Shots.
Die Hard 4.0 - YippieKiyay Motherfucker! Good movie. Plus it has Mary Elizabeth Winstead.(I believe I had this thing for Redheads..)
Fantastic Four - Nope. Even if it did have Jessica Alba this movie sucked.
TMNT - Not bad. Good CG effects and stuff. Watch it just to relive those childhood days but don't expect much from it.
Blades of Glory - Crotch Grabbing Action!!
Stephen King's IT - Now this is a classic old movie that I enjoyed watching. Gives today's Quote of the Day.
Mm... Yes I do realize that most of this update is hardly anything on yours truly, but I suppose with more free time on my hands... I'll see you around. :)
Today's Quote:
"Yes they Float. They all float. Down here, Even you float." -- Pennywise the Clown, acted by the superb Stephen Curry.
*PuG - Pick Up Group
**GTFO - Get The Fuck Out
Today's Song
Carpenters - (They Long to Be) Close to you
Thanks for being so thoughtful. Yes, I'm still here. Yes I'm still alive. Perhaps I've been phasing out of existence for quite some time. Let's just have a short recap of what happened for the past few months.
Zain: Bro, guess what? I got you World of Warcraft™ and World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade™ for you birthday. And since I missed your birthday last year, I'm giving you 6 months of subscription!
Zil: Zain my Birthday's in September.
Zain: So?
Zil: It's February!
Zain: I'm planning ahead. So do you want it?
Zil: If I had a Dunkin Dount Dispenser on my right and a coke machine on my left and I had a toilet seat infront of my computer I probably would.
Zain: What are the chances of you leaving your house then?
Zil: Zero percent.
Zain: Happy Birthday. :D
*several months later*
Zil: OMG SUNSHIIIIINE!!! *burns*
Okay.... That would pretty much explain where I've been for a very long time. It's true what they say, the stuff is like warcrack, so damn addictive. I could've sworn my skin has gotten paler. Now that most of the players, as they say, have been pwned by real life, I suppose it's time to catch up on a little blogging.
One thing I learned from WoW™ is the surprising number of married people who are playing the game. One moment you're expecting to run into some twinkish kid who spams the game, then the next thing you know there's a guild called Only Wives can Stop Us.
Random PuG* player: Guys I gotta go.
Solbadguy: Why? We're almost done! The boss is just in the next room!
Random PuG player: My Wife is naked in the bed...
Solbadguy: GTFO!!!**
Which currently brings me to a question... Why are all married man so damn HORNY?
Worker A: Aih... Aku nie nanti dapat anak baru.
Worker B: Ko nie, ko tak tau pancut luar ke??
Worker A: Tapi best! Isteri aku pun cakap best!
Secretary: *mutters* Gangguan Seksual! Kena Repot! Kena Repot!!
Now on other Depressing news... Return to Uniten.
As you've already guessed, the only time I ever do find the courage to update my blog is when I'm bored here in Uniten. And as some of you already know, I'll be here, right here, for another 3 years. It's tough, but I'll try to survive it. The weather here is cold now, with the perfect condition to sleep the day through and wake up underneath your roommate. Who for some weird reason like to use you as a welcoming mat while he's telling you that you just missed 3 classes.
Other than that, more boring news. MPP elections in Uniten won by a landslide, because nobody wanted to compete. I wouldn't mind holding a position tho, seeing currently I'm a Zero-Pointer candidate who fell from the sky. First act of establishments, Allow Spaghetti Straps for God's sake! (Of course, I'm not complaining much since Circuit Girl always wears transparent clothing. She must really like that black bra. But we'll save that for some other time since there's no progress whatsover there.)
Major Macha been's busy unwillingly receiving this years Pedobear of the Year. I think it happened earlier this year when we 'coincidently' visited KDU and 'coincidently' run into cute looking girls.
Macha: I like you're friend.
Random KDU person: Stay away from her Hamsa, you're too old for her.
Zil: *sighs in relief*
Macha: How is she lar?
Random KDU person: She's 17.
Zil and Macha: 17??
Random KDU: Well... 16 this year... Turning 17.
Wondering how hot she was Jin? Well, think about the 9.0 / 10.0 chick from A&W only smaller and wearing a black miniskirt.
Zil: Macha! What does the scouter say about her power level?
Macha: SHE'S SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
In which a few months later, Macha fell for another girl who was codenamed Red.
Macha: I dunno if it will work between us.
Zil: Why not?
Macha: She just broke up with her boyfriend.
Zil: There's another reason why it can't work man.
Macha: What's that?
Zil: SHE'S SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
I don't recall what happened much on that KBU day when I decided to visit our machaman but I do remember I was being such as asshole.
Zil: You drank my Vitagen you fat asshole! Get down u're gonna get rape nao!
Macha: Okay that is sick Zil.
Yap: No more coffee for you.
John: Who is this girl Hamsa's seeing?
Yap: You dunno? I've seen her.
Zil: Yeah even I've seen her.
John: How come is it I'm last to be updated?
Zil: Because you stole my vitagen.
Macha: Well, I've gone out a few times already with her and most of the time it's here in Devis.
John: Why don't you call her up and we bring the whole gang or something.
Zil: Kenot you'll steal her vitagen!
Macha: There's not really much of a reason to do so. I'll just update her for now.
....
Zil: Macha, so how old is she?
Macha: *grins*
Zil: *grins*
Macha: SHE'S EIGHTEEEEEEEN!!
So, needless to say, there's some improvement on Machaman's life.
Of course, I wouldn't wanna update much on our other friend's life. Getting Drunk and making out with you're Bosses' Daughter wouldn't have been a good update but lets save that for some other time.
Movie section? I don't wanna keep this update long so let's see what I've seen so far. (Or what I've learnt from it)
Blood Diamond - Superb Storyline & Acting and plus is has Jennifer Connelly.
Freddy Vs. Jason - Random Gratatious Breast Shots.
Die Hard 4.0 - YippieKiyay Motherfucker! Good movie. Plus it has Mary Elizabeth Winstead.(I believe I had this thing for Redheads..)
Fantastic Four - Nope. Even if it did have Jessica Alba this movie sucked.
TMNT - Not bad. Good CG effects and stuff. Watch it just to relive those childhood days but don't expect much from it.
Blades of Glory - Crotch Grabbing Action!!
Stephen King's IT - Now this is a classic old movie that I enjoyed watching. Gives today's Quote of the Day.
Mm... Yes I do realize that most of this update is hardly anything on yours truly, but I suppose with more free time on my hands... I'll see you around. :)
Today's Quote:
"Yes they Float. They all float. Down here, Even you float." -- Pennywise the Clown, acted by the superb Stephen Curry.
*PuG - Pick Up Group
**GTFO - Get The Fuck Out
Today's Song
Carpenters - (They Long to Be) Close to you
